The lady mustache

[goddessshira]

Nothing says "kiss me" like a lady mustache. You know, the slight hair above your gal's upper lip that's kinda cute n fuzzy. But sometimes it gets dark. Real dark. That's when we go for the lip wax. A lip wax does not mean we are actually getting our lips waxed. It actually means we are getting something burning hot and sticky put on our upper lip so that we can use it 30 seconds after application to rip out our lady mustaches. Afterwards we look like we just drank some strawberry HiC and we just missed our upper lip by about a half an inch. After the burning sensation subsides, we are left with a smooth, lady-like upper lip. If you are a sporty lady and get lip waxes, you know that your sweat drips down your lip right into your mouth without your lady mustache to catch it. Six weeks after the waxing however, the lady 'stache emerges once more. There's a spa in the city called Bliss that can rip your mustache out for you, but waxing is anything but blissful. I think I'll keep my upper fuzz and call it a day.